so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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