Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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