is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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