would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My liver just had a heart attack.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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