Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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