my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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