She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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