He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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