The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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