And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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