how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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