I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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