what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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