Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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