He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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