Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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