you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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