If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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