is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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