in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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