I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just gargled with NyQuil
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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