pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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