dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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