Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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