As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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