we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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