I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I am one with the molecules
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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