so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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