My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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