She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
