i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
