You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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