Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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