franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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