they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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