Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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