I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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