He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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