Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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