How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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