no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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