He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Randomize
