You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
She's just so happy...and so naked.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
My dick has a subreddit
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
