After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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