shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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