chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
We need to rekindle our bromance
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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