so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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