no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
PS: I just woke up from my shower
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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