Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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