question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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